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Some brief humor...

One spring morning, having spent his time fishing on a lake, a man rowed his boat back to shore. Since he planned to fish later in the day, he left all his equipment in the boat. Then, he went to take a short nap.

His wife, knowing how long he'd nap, decided to make use of the time by reading a mystery novel. And, to enjoy the outdoors as her husband did, she decided to row the boat out into the lake and do her reading there.

About a half-hour later, another small boat came up alongside hers. The man in the boat identified himself as a game warden and asked to see her fishing license.

"Pardon me," she replied, "but I'm reading a mystery novel. I don't fish and don't have a license."

"That may be true," the game warden said smugly. "But, you have all the right equipment. For all I know, you could start fishing at any time. Sorry, but if you can't produce a fishing license, I'll have to write you up."

The woman smiled. "If you do that, I'll have to file charges against you for attempted rape."

"But, ma'am, I haven't laid a hand on you!" the game warden replied in shock.

"That may be true," the woman said. "But, you have all the right equipment. For all I know, you could start raping me at any time."

The game warden thought for a moment and replied, "Ma'am, you have a nice day," as he rowed his boat away from hers.

***MORAL OF THE STORY*** - Never argue with a woman who reads mystery novels ... it's likely she can also think.